I'm down with slippers but they smell vile very quickly. I end up wearing socks with slippers to make the ****ers last longer! I've currently got these slipper boots things, they're superb.
They're for knocking about the house only. Feet up in front of the wood burner, port in hand. Get with it for **** sake.
I have to go and get one of these ****y things after work today for a football Xmas meal/night out tomorrow. Done it every year for the last 4, I thought this was some trend that was going to die out but every year it's the same. Always think I will actually look for one online and get a decent one when it is announced then leave it til last minute and end up with whatever **** one is left over in topman. ****ing secret santa aswell.
Why don't you just wear the same one? Wash it, put it in the wardrobe and wear every year till the world gets bored if it. I'm ****ed if I'm buying a new one every year.
Combination of: 1) Thinking I will actually be organised in a years time and get a decent one 2) The jumper being utterly ****ed after the night outs antics I've probably still got last years one which was the really great bulldog in a santa hat, but I have no idea where it is and I can't be bothered to go home to look for it then potentially have to come back into town to get another one anyway.
I’ve still got one from many, many years ago. Got reindeer and all that **** on it. Haven’t worn it for years now. When I was young it was who got the piss taken out of their jumper the most on Xmas day at the Rugby Club bar.
My son had to wear one at school and wasn’t happy about it so we got him this. please log in to view this image
They are now judging the best jumper in work. I told a thick girl in my team I'm entering, she pointed out that I'm not wearing a Christmas jumper. I have a black T-shirt with Etnies in white writing on. I replied it was an anagram of tinsel she said "oh that's fine then".
