Christmas Footy Match: The Lads v The 'Pede

So who's team am I on then? I'll be a drunk spectator, I'm good at that.

@seabreeze can be ref.

 

You may be in trouble mate, the only defences in the PL that I'd improve are Arsenal's and Liverpool's....

 

I’m throwing you up front, Libby, with Sky.

Don’t let me down.

 

Seriously it's like sticking Crouchie up front

 

Piskies asked me to handicap myself as in my younger days you would only see shadows so I’ve agreed only to use my helmet to score the required 20 goals.

 

Good call, Bruv.

Let’s go long-ball for Libby to knod on for Sky to slot away.

 

I aways had you down as the sponge man Quentin. Bet you love squeezing that cold sponge up the privates of your victims.

 

'knod' ? ... no wonder the Pded will piss it

 

**** this! No one said we were playing in Everton colours.

 

Am i the supersub?

 

More like super mod.

 

You’re the ref.

You’ve just given a soft penalty to the ‘Pede. Tobias minced into our box and Powerspurs gave him the slightest of nudges, and he crumpled like a ***got at a YMCA convention.

Pixie stepped up, but the dozy ****er tripped up over his own bootlaces and scuffed the ball wide before falling on his face.

Justice done despite your bias, mate.

 

I will be the ref (brb is the linesman) and I will send you all off

 

Yep, I’m up for that too. We can do choruses of “You’re **** and you know you are”

 

The ref

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I'll be ref.

 

You should know better

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I figure it will be fun, I don't see it being 11 v 11 for long. How many off before it's abandoned?

 

I think the bigger question is who's the **** who will go too far to cause it?

My money is on @Skylarker

 

You're playing left back, mate