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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Dec 11, 2018.

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  1. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    You have a vagina and tits. And a uterus.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Dec 13, 2018
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Personally, I think Yippie-kye-ay melon farmer! would be a vast improvement on the original dialogue.

    It would also be a pleasant surprise for Mon's in-laws.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Dec 13, 2018
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Don't oppress me, you hater! <wah>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 13, 2018
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I do. I visit them every weekend.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 13, 2018
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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    RoboCop dubbed for TV is awesome ...

     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Dec 13, 2018
  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I said my quote was dubbed, you ****ing tit.
     
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    monacoger, Dec 13, 2018
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    Die you blaggard
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Naw you didne though.

    I quoted the original and iconic movie quote. The one that everyone knows apart fae ******ed Campbletown tuechters which you, wrongly, corrected. You then came back with "well that's what he said in the edited for tv version"

    Aye mibbe so but it's been EDITED you plumb.

    So I was right, you were wrong. So shut the fùck up Donny.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Other iconic movie lines edited for Campbletown include...

    Tak yon reigns in her hawns ya son's of yer dad's sister- True Grit

    Ever since I kin ken I wanted to be a crabber- Goodfellas

    Am gonne mak him an offer he canny dingy likesy- The Godfather

    Frankly ma dear. I dinne gee a fash- Gone with the wind.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 13, 2018
  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    By the love of **** you think everybody on the planet doesn't know the original quote? How could I have thought it was the original if I said it was dubbed? The whole joke is how the **** did they come up with kimosabe for the dubbing? Are you pished?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Oh it was a joke!

    Well you should have said.

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 13, 2018
  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I love that on my sushi.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 13, 2018
  13. Strange Nipples ST

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    Do you know kimosabe is the Swahili word for horse sperm?

    Puts Dev's post into some sort of context.
     
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  14. GroveRanger

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    It might have been Midnight Run with Bob DeNiro where they replaced motherf.ucker with muddy funster. I still use muddy funster now!
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 13, 2018
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    Great fillum; loved Charles Grodin's deadpan performance.
     
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    bayernkenny, Dec 13, 2018
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    Fistophobia :laugh:
     
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  17. Strange Nipples ST

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    I remember watching Quadrophenia one night (again, might have been STV) and they cut out the bit where he was pumping Leslie Ash up the back passage (oo er, Dev) but didn't cut out any of the violence or drug taking.

    Kinda puts things into perspective as far as puritans are concerned.
     
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    Would loved to have had a knee trembler off of Lesley Ash back in the day, before she got the fish pout and knocked about by Lee Chapman.
     
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    Did you know that sushi means "vinegar rice"? I do.
     
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    monacoger, Dec 13, 2018
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I didn't. But I knew "vinegar rice" is called sushi by the Japs.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 13, 2018
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