Off Topic Christmas / end of year award thing

Can you not just vote for the awards ffs, how hard is it.

 

Just a semi at the moment. Need to wait for the Luv / RHC sheep pics before it gets hard enough

 

I don't do sheep. If you recall, there aren't many ovines around the Latchford area

 

Poster of the year - Alan and Conscrepe

Best couple - Piskie and Hiag

Worst username - various klopp based atrocities

Best board - West Brom/villa

Gayest poster - arse87 the Ugandan.

Fastest growing threads - ones with me and treble in them

Leftist of the year - Treble

Rightist - Custard

Newcomer of the year - like anyone joins this site

 

I'll play along Sweats,

Person most likely to kill someone: Donga although it will become apparent at the trial that he misunderstood what the victim was saying. Paige will also stand trial but will be sentenced on the lesser charge of manslaughter as he was just doing what Donga told him to.

Person you'd like to kill or see thrown from a building: Fosse Filberto. Has any poster on any board in history ever been so dull and yet under the impression that they are a proper wag? I bet he wears a cardigan.

Person most likely to have sex with a sheep: Luv doesn't hide the fact that he's Welsh, a molester of sheep or indeed a Liverpool fan.

Person you'd like to punch: Gerrezinho or whatever he's called today. Smuggest and second dullest poster on the forum.

Person you'd like to have a pint with: Sweats. He's always hungover so is either a raging alcoholic or a complete lightweight. If the former I'd wait until he was hammered and leave him with the tab, if the latter I'd wait until he was hammered and leave him with the tab.

Person you think has some weird sexual fetish: RHC as he wants to bang Kerry Katona's mum. Google her.

Person you think still lives with his mam: Astro. He's another one who wears a cardigan. He also drools while he's compiling his charts.

Person most likely to follow Britain first: King Ossie although he thinks they've become a bid moderate.

Person most likely to completely change their opinion because everyone disagrees: The Arsenal Board

Worst at arguing: Blueman. There's a game of Pong going on in his head and he's losing.

Best feud: The Arsenal Board.

Biggest keyboard warrior: London's Smallest Penis. Charlie Big Time when Chelsea are winning, Deidre Dry Vagina when they're losing, Fanny Fairweather at all times.

Best rant: Arsenal87, pick a matchday thread from a game they didn't win.

Best thread: BBC Salford. It's like a victim support group for offenders.

Biggest nobhead: It would be cruel to pick just one out.

Worst wum: HIAG. He tries hard but his WUM threads inevitably backfire on him.

 

My list

Greatest forum poster and probably the most Hansom: HRH Custard VC
Best Board outside the UTD board: Liverpool (well they do some great deluded threads)
Most pointless poster: That Ugandan chap from the Arsenal board Mr87
Most pointless board: ££££ no fans
Most game for a laugh poster: HAIG, well he does try
Worst Wum: CFC, he just cant do it at all

 

Nearly 78, 000 posts.

At least 20,000 posts more than the next highest.

#getafuckinglife

 

Person most likely to kill someone: Dribbles, I think he may have done someone already and is posting from a mental asylum.
Person you'd like to kill or see thrown from a building: Matth and I'm going to record it and post it on his YouTube account.
Person most likely to have sex with a sheep: Me, why try and say otherwise you woudn't believe me.
Person you'd like to punch: Don't know with this one, I'd like it to be the biggest hardest ****er on here just to see the reaction.
Person you'd like to have a pint with: Saint, he just seems a nice guy.

Person you think has some weird sexual fetish: RHC he goes on about me banging sheep waaaaay too much.
Person you think still lives with his mam: Bod, I have no idea how old he is and always thought he was a kid.
Person most likely to follow Britain first: King Ossie ranting idiot at times.
Person most likely to completely change their opinion because everyone disagrees: Blueman, I'd post things to make him do it just for fun.
Worst at arguing: Blueman. UIR, he won't ever consider another person may have a point. So it becomes pointless and not an argument
Best feud: Liverpoolv Swansea a while back when they all ****ed off to their own forum and we all invaded, even the Supermods joined in.
Biggest keyboard warrior: UIR he does go off on one.
Best rant: There's bound to be ne o that Paris thread somewhere.
Best thread: On here the food one, on ours Music Thread although I don't post as often anymore just isn't he same without Dave.
Biggest nobhead: HAIG but in a friendly way as he knows he's a knobhead and uses it effectivley.
Worst wum: Me I'm useless at it.

 

Like **** I do, you strange twat. I said my mate had shagged her - not me.

 

I reckon he's done Ziggy Possibly MITO and MFG as well

 

Just seen this thread.

I accept my award with pride mate.

I'm usually nominated in the bell end section, so this makes a welcome change.

 

Not to worry we'll do an award thread on our board soon.