Christmas Dinner

Highlight of the day for this citizen. Probably because I've cooked it and I know it will be awesome.

I do an even bigger spread on New Year's Day when all the outlaws come round but this is the typical Grove Christmas dinner

Turkey
Maple glazed gammon
Pigs in blankets
Sausage meat stuffing balls
Roasted potatoes
Roasted parsnips
Roasted carrots
Broccoli
Peas
Sweetcorn
Yorkshire puds
Gravy

There is a debate over whether or not a Yorkshire pudding has any place on a Christmas Dinner plate but I have only included them since Mrs Grove wandered into my dining room. Before then my family never had them at Christmas. Same with sweetcorn, it only started to make an appearance once kids showed up, it was done to get them eating more veg. Carrots get roasted now because my two fusspots said they don't like them boiled any more.

Pudding will be mince pies with either custard or ice cream. Nobody in our family likes Christmas pudding.

Will you be having anything weird like carp? Apparently that is a tradition with our Easter European chums.

 

Hot dogs for this middle aged fantasist whilst I sit in front of the PC pretending to be 13yo "Samantha" and snare other paedos before broadcasting the "meet" live on Facebook for likes off outraged white Brexit voting SCUM.

 

First vegan Xmas dinner for me.

hope you noobs enjoy yours tho

 

Blatant nudity

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That's lovely

 

I did a whole Christmas Fanny segment on General Chat NSFW last year (maybe the year before) but nobody seems to check it out any more and filth never gets challenged on normal GC so I might as well post it all on here.

One for the benders

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Sarah Cox or Sarah Cocks even?

 

Back on topic...after I had two ****s


No Xmas day dinner for pud!!

Me, Mrs pud, all Mrs puds fam are getting together and letting all the respective kids, all under 5, play with all their Xmas gifts ...so we are getting a selection of takeaway !!!

In order not to miss out, I'll be cooking a Xmas day dinner on boxing Day !!

Prawn cocktail to start

Turkey crown wrapped in streaky bacon
Roast tatties
Honey roast ham
Roast veg

Followed by cheesecake , Xmas pudding or cheese board n port ...

 

What are you preparing for everybody else?

 

Me ma, god rest her soul, did the full turkey and a joint of pork, roast potatoes, mashed potatoes, parsnips, carrots, sprouts, peas, stuffing, yorkshires, cauliflower cheese, then christmas pudding and to finish off an alcohol soaked trifle. Even though a trifle is fairly liquid and easy enough to shovel in it was always the straw that broke the camel's back as it were.
Time for a lie down after that lot.

 

A selection of takeaway for Christmas? You serious, you classy bastard?

 

It's just me ...I'm not missing out , **** everybody else .

 

Don't ... I'm raging, think it's baws.

Noone is taking responsibility for cooking for 12 adults.

They want the day just to be about kids playing with their toys ...

I'd rather go out and book a nice restaurant.

Guess you'll be cooking dinner after you go to Church ?

 

I'll be in Southend on Sea, quite frankly, I'd rather go to church.

 

I'm eating takeaway in Ardrossan....



I'd rather be hanging about with you !



Maybe not ...

 

I found it funny pish flaps likes this pic.

 

I was Southend earlier today. Twas busy and smelly.

See ya.

 

Please can I come to your house for Christmas dinner? I don't want to be alone. I just want people to like me.