Two bird roast - not as exciting as it sounds - a duck inside a chicken stuffed with sage and onion from the local butcher.
I'm sure their five bird roasts are just as dead but ... just had a look - https://www.aldi.co.uk/en/product-r...page/ps/p/specially-selected-five-bird-roast/ Gypo food.
It doesn't look great,I saw Hugh Wetherspoon Furry do it was once on a spit and washed down with proper scrumpy.