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Christmas Countdown (shamelessly stolen from L'pool board)

Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by Minxy, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Resurgam

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    Is that what you want for Christmas?

    A signed photo of me in a mankini?
     
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    Resurgam, Dec 9, 2014
  2. Minxy

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    Will you be posting pictures ?
     
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    Minxy, Dec 9, 2014
  3. Obi Wan

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    Minxy wants a signed copy of your new sexy calendar. She particularly likes April with you just wearing the pink feather boa and October with your carefully placed postage stamp.
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 9, 2014
  4. Minxy

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    Obi .... I told you that in strictest confidence ..... now I am embarrassed :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    Minxy, Dec 9, 2014
  5. Resurgam

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    Thing is, does she want self adhesive stamps, or ones she has to lick? <whistle>
     
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    Resurgam, Dec 9, 2014
  6. Obi Wan

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    I think she prefers the old fashioned method of hot wax. <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 9, 2014
  7. Minxy

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    I am indeed an old fashioned girl ..... hot wax sounds the ideal solution
     
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    Minxy, Dec 10, 2014
  8. Resurgam

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    .<says nothing>
     
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    Resurgam, Dec 10, 2014
  9. Obi Wan

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    Is that the sound of a grown man screaming while somebody appears to be violently ripping things off him in a waxing kind of way?
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 10, 2014
  10. Minxy

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    It is indeed ...... sometimes it is very satisfying to see a grown man cry <whistle>
     
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    Minxy, Dec 11, 2014

  11. Obi Wan

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    But will he ever be able to wear that mankini again?
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 11, 2014
  12. Minxy

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    Oh yes ..... he be able to wear it with pride & now without kids throwing him bananas <whistle>
     
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    Minxy, Dec 11, 2014
  13. Obi Wan

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    Why, does he keep his own banana inside his mankind?
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 11, 2014
  14. Minxy

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    Is his 'mankind' a euphemism for something else
     
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    Minxy, Dec 11, 2014
  15. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> Auto-correct seems to prefer Resurgam's mankind to his mankini.
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 11, 2014
  16. Minxy

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    Don't we all <whistle>
     
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    Minxy, Dec 11, 2014
  17. Obi Wan

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    It's OK, you can have both. I'm generous like that! <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 11, 2014
  18. Minxy

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    Think I have seen more than enough with the waxing .... he reminded me a bit of your mate Chewbacca ..... I'm exhausted :(
     
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    Minxy, Dec 11, 2014
  19. Obi Wan

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    But just think of all the jumpers and scarfs you can make now!
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 11, 2014
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