Chris Smalling

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AKCJ

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Curtis Davies might be on the plane to Brazil if the F.A. have the balls to sack this twat.


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That's odd, Jermaine Pennant was only pulled up last week for having gone to a New Year's bash dressed as Osama bin Laden, "complete with pretend dynamite and bullet belts".

This has to be the best footballer fancy dress outfit though:

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What I will say is that it looks nothing like Smalling.

More like Jay Z though.
 
I get 'em a lot - anyone know why?

Mick's looking into it. I think he thought it was fixed so I'll pop on the mod board and see what he said he needed to know next time it happened.

EDIT: There's no information on the mod board about what he wants, but it's over a month ago he said he was going to look at it so I've reported this thread for him to look at in case he's adding features back on one at a time to see which one causes the problem.
 
If you get the dreaded three dots on your phone click reply with quotes then click go advanced and you can see the pic.

Works for me.
 
A Jaeger bomber. Not a suicide bomber. **** me. Is that all? It's quite a common costume these days. Agreed the middle eastern dress was a bit unnecessary, but it's hardly worth a front page headline. My mate dressed as Hitler for a Halloween party and people were coming up to him and saying 'Oh that's well offensive, you can't dress as Hitler." I thought the point of Halloween (if there even is one) was to dress as monsters. Well, he's the biggest of them all. I went as John Wayne Gacy one year and nobody pulled me up.
 
A Jaeger bomber. Not a suicide bomber. **** me. Is that all? It's quite a common costume these days. Agreed the middle eastern dress was a bit unnecessary, but it's hardly worth a front page headline. My mate dressed as Hitler for a Halloween party and people were coming up to him and saying 'Oh that's well offensive, you can't dress as Hitler." I thought the point of Halloween (if there even is one) was to dress as monsters. Well, he's the biggest of them all. I went as John Wayne Gacy one year and nobody pulled me up.

a Jaeger bomb is a drink consisting of Jaegermeister and an energy drink.

Instructions

1. Pour Jägermeister into shot glass to the rim.
2. Set full shot glass in lowball glass or tumbler. Pour the energy drink into the lowball
glass just to the rim of the shot glass. The energy drink should surround the shot
glass, not pour into it.
3. Drink all at once, as a shot.