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Chris Martin you c^nt....The complaints and Chris Martin is a c*nt + Is that Harry Redknapp ? thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Jun 29, 2016.

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Should Harold be promoted to full c#nt status?

Poll closed Jul 29, 2016.

  1. Yes, him and Chris would get on very well

    5 vote(s)
    100.0%

  2. No, it takes a special kind of person to be a proper c#nt like chris!

    1 vote(s)
    20.0%
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  1. UTRs

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    I like the thread heading!
    You've got my vote!
     
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    Pigs f--king a-se we are!
    Where do you f--king get off that were f--king nice and all that cr-p.
    It is my god given right to argue the f--king toss any f---king time l want.
     
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    Well you can lay the blame at Chris Martin and you know why....coz he's a c#nt.
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Love the new thread title utrs
    Made me spit bourbon all over the screen
     
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    Ahhhh, a fellow bourbon drinker, nice.
     
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    Well I got all excited 'cos I thought he was talking about that **** who plays for Naarwich who I'm obliged to think of as a twat.

    beh.jpg
     
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    I want to complain about nothing in particular really.
     
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    Sorry, if Chris Martin was not so much of a deluded c#nt this could have been avoidable!
     
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    Now now Wooperts, Kiwi went very close to being banned for taking up thread space and not making a compliant, consider this a letter of warning!
     
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    Ok, let's play fill in the letters!
    C- - t !
    10 points one correct letter.
    50 points for both correct letter!
     
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    Clit
     
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    Get drunk on 0 points!
     
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    Curt
     
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    Splash the cash .......... you've got 10 points!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Sorry, fart cart won't cut it.
     
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    Coldplay.jpg

    Over here in the UK we take the threat of a c%nt popping up and singing long and very boring songs about saving the planet very seriously.

    Currently the threat level is on Yellow for very high.

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    Troops guarding the UK parliament from similar attacks that happened recently in Washington as in 1st picture.
     
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