Chopper vs Bronson

Yer no very good at it, eh?

 

They're hardly lesbians if they have cocks, you cock!

 

they are they got tits long hair and lick minge and the odd one has a tool and a adams apple

 

Only classy birds requiring trying.

In my experience most scottish birds only need to be asked "do you want pumped"

 

tina wears gimp masks the lot she has more artillery under her bed than the ira have arms

 

He was about as hard as day old bread.

 

In terms of madman v madman - Chopper

In term sof film v film - Chopper! Bronson was a steaming pile of horse ****!