Off Topic Chocolate Bar Dilemma

Screeeech
Slam
Yorkie the rest are just for puffs

 

Sorry you've been held up at Dover.

Try again when you have all the correct paperwork

 

Lion bar for me.

Was a toss up between that and a Twirl.

Can get the Twirl in non bar form.

This was a major factor in my decision.

 

Right so Wispa Gold, Double Decker and Twirl are the stand outs there.

I remember when Twirl came out in the 80s and it was a proper light bulb moment, everyone loved Flake but it made such a ****in mess, now finally we had one that held together. And Double Decker, yasyasyas so good.

Just a shame chocolate bars get smaller and smaller tho innit? I can't believe how tiny Mars and Twix are these days vs the 80s. ****s.

Right can only choose one? Well it's gotta be Wispa Gold then, cos its ****in orgasmic. I pretty much never eat chocolate, but when I do, it's a Wispa Gold.

 

Too many politicians on here

 

Double Decker

 

Carol Decker

 

Aztec bar please

 

Ewwww

 

Should I upgrade to a:

 

A bit better

 

Next you're going to suggest there is something wrong here too - PC gone mad.

 

You should be tarred and feathered given a sack cloth and bell and made to walk the streets

That’s not in the picture where you can only pick one

 

So says Tommy Trucker Boy.

 

Unfortunately I’m not called Tommy nor a trucker and haven’t been at school for many a year

 

Didn't even have to think about. Star Bar every time.

I do like Kit Kat Chunky Peanut as well.

 

You can still get Fuse bars on ebay. They're ****in bangin.