Chipper

Parsnips are an abomination, worse than buggery*.

*of males

 

No. Can’t stand roast parsnips, for the same reason; I can’t forgive them for impersonating a potato.

 

I'll take your word for it.

 

Now sweet potato chips I have had and decided they were alright. Served in a standy uppy arrangement, alongside some sort of poncey hand crafted ostrich burger or some ****. In a gastro pub.

 

Pud salavating his two tonne belly over this.

 

Aye stone the ****!


Jip, please delete this, I was confused.

 

Fairly ****ing meagre portions tbh mate. Sorry to disappoint.

 

I like parsnips.

There, I said it.

ps I also like sprouts and cabbage. Not tripe though, nor macaroni cheese which I have a phobia of.

 

**** off...





Sweet potato chips are homosexual ...

 

****. Macaroni cheese is amazing.

 

As I said, its a phobia, related to childhood when I was forced to eat it at nursery... back during the blitz.

I love cheese and pasta, it's the macaroni I can't stand.

 

Parsnips are great. Love 'em. Same with sprouts, broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, all sorts really.

 

Liquorice?

 

I was never overly keen on Liquorice Allsorts to be honest.

But you have given me an idea for a thread.

 

Did you hear about the Vegan's funeral?










There was a big turnip at it.

 

You should be on the stage Mick..................................and cue Dev........................

 

The first one out of town.

 

..................the crowd were with Mick all the way....................but he lost them at Bognor Regis.................

 

When he did stand up a few years ago the crowd booed all through his act. He thought they were still booing the act before him.