Chipper

I love vegetables but I don't bang on about it like you ya ****ing ***got.

Vegetarians/Vegans are the the dullest, most boring self obsessed ****ers in the universe.

You're probably a sambo as well, you dreary frightful bore.

 

Well, you are married to one.

 

I'm not married.

Jesus wept, you are ****ing thick, ****man.

 

What a ****ing surprise

 

Q; What's the hardest part of a vegetable to cook?



















A; The wheelchair

 

Wow, I mean just wow.

 

Hard to get married when you have a lifelong restraining order not allowing you within 500m of any woman.

 

You'll know all about restraining orders, not being allowed within a 1/2 inch of young boys.

 

I don't think any sane woman would ever want to tbph.

 

What?

 

Work it out, you thick ****. Jesus H, man.

Like I said, thick as ****.

 

Wow, I mean just wow.

 

Anyone like parsnip chips?

 

What?

 

No.

Now **** off and die (stole that from Tobias).

 

Twenty to One.

 

Oh ok,noticed lately parsnip and sweet potato chips on menus,just asking.

 

No worries Mick, I just had my disagreeable hat on for a wee while.

In fact, I've never even heard of parsnip chips. I love parsnips though, but I'm not a **** like the Shortbread Tranny.

 

They are even selling frozen ones now

 

Frozen Shortbread Trannies?

Well, his dear old ma is on ice right enough, he may as well join her.