I hope that isn't considered racist. I am actually 7/48ths Chinese anyway. Thinking that I mat order a Chinese takeaway tonight. Any recommendations from our esteemed multi-cultural humanoids on here? I have always been partial to the Black (oh dear I trust that isn't racist) Bean Sauce. I must say that I much prefer noodles to rice, much tastier. Rice is somewhat bland I find, even the egg fried rice. Mind you I am somewhat bland myself.
At the risk of derailing this thread wildly off topic. Just bought some Hovis digestives and dunked them into my coffee. What's your fave biscuit @Drew
Biscuits you say? That's a thread in itself. Ginger Nuts are my ideal biscuit partner. They never let you down.
I may go for the Mongo Beef, sorry I mean Mongolian Beef. Then again I may not bother all because I'm a ****ing eccentric and wacky devil may care type of twat. You just never know with me.
You are such a silly sausage, you must be thinking of when I ate jellyfish and seahorses in Taiwan? Or ad Hector Brocklebank calls them, "jellyfash"
Is it true that chink woman dont shave the chuff and have a full on growler? and can anyone show proof as I need new **** material
I phoned up the Chinese restaurant and asked "do you deliver" And the guy said "no, we dae chicken, beef, pork and pwawn". I made that up myself BTW.
I called the waiter over to make a complaint about my meal, "this chicken is rubbery" I said. "Frank you sir" replied the waiter.