"The *****phile Pound " is probably a social work project catering for kiddie ****ers who are being reintegrated into a society that is too soft-bellied too deal with them appropriately , I imagine it will be understanding , therapeutic ,comfortable and about 100 yards from the gates of a primary school.
**** off to primark you ****s! apparently you're all sitting at home wearing childrens padded bras THEY WOULDNT EVEN FIT! THEY'D BE SITTING THERE WITH THEIR ARMS STICKING OUT LIKE A GORILLA WITH TWO TUNNOCKS TEACAKES STUCK TO ITS CHEST!