Chief's big fat thread of fitness

I just use uber tbh bro

 

Got weed in it?


Cos shisha don't give you giggles I don't think.

 

**** gets real out there bro. Big Cats, Yetis, **** like that. Gonna need more than an uber app to stay alive in the jungle homes.

 

Did not have Windy down as a toker

 

Nah. Not smoked weed for ages. Will go to Amsterdam for a weekend when that’s possible again then go another year or two without it.

 

Anti-Semitic.

 

We have different kind of cats down in the concrete jungle.

You deffo need uber

 

Not smoked that one before.

Sounds nice

 

Just had you down as straight laced, rather than being Jewish and straight laced.

 

I grew up in Lewisham bro.

More like dogs than cats though.

 

Makes you paranoid about who controls the world. It’s an Aberdude favourite.

 

Yeh but no uber back then so Stfu you country bumpkin

 

Exactly.

You just took your chances on the night bus.

N72 from Trafalgar Sq, Elephant & Castle, Old Kent Rd, Peckham, New Cross, then home.

Might as well take a tour of Baghdad instead.

 

Haha used to have as much fun on the night 28 back from trafalgar Square after clubbing just as much as the clubbing.

Skinnnin up pilled up off our nuts then timing it just right so pass the joint to some random when the driver came upstairs done that to so many people

 

You know they took the pink elephant away not long ago.

All changed down that way now

 

Lol. The night bus is a unique London experience. Been ****in battered on many a ride home on those.

Remember getting on the wrong one once and ending up in Dulwich busting for a **** at 4am. Ended up curling one out on the posh college cricket pitch

 

Travesty.

The Catford Cat still there ?

 

Got woken up at Uxbridge Station so many times one year the station guy who kept waking me up drive me home to Ladbroke grove the 4th time obviously I'd built up a bumble up rapport with him over those previous occasions.

Andrew his name was, top bloke

 

Sounds like he was angling to bum ya bro.

I know Ladbroke Grove well homes. You ever go to Carnival ?

 

Yeah this sounds a lot like he was molested on an otherwise empty tube tbh.