Chief's big fat thread of fitness

I had an Ecko coat when I was about 12. People definitely respected me for it even though it was fake and from a Turkish market.

 

Is this because of the other day?

 

100 miles so far on indoor trainer this year so far. Aiming for 100 a week so stepping up tomorrow adding 40.

stretch target of 5,000 miles this year

 

I did 3120 miles last year (according to strava) and all of that was off road, schleping through mud and stopping to admire rocks.

amazed that drive train lasted so long tbh.

 

now that is some hard miles.

 

Utter ****s^^^

 

Strava is definitely code for Grindr.

 

you seem well versed on both....

 

you go and have a smoke/pickled onion monster munch.

 

I ride without a seat.

 

Sure thing, that it?

 

Gotta be some stupid mutherfuker to buy something that let's you run on the spot in your house when you can go outside and jog with all the other jogging ****s before work.

Fat ****s probably too ashamed to wobble down the road

 

Strava is a fitness tracking app, tells you how many miles you've done and **** like that. it ain't like one of Tel's bikes that don't go anywhere.

 

You betcha.

anything else

 

don’t bother. He is on the juice and lifting 5kgs.

 

Was talking at you mate not to you.

When I want ya, ill @ya yeh

 

Sorry but it just sounds like technological ****ery as opposed to running at 6am before work ****ery.

Sorry Im out

 

I lift spirits bruv.

Dont need roids for that

 

That actually made me chuckle slightly but I’m smoking a shisha like a bellend.

 

**** you then.

It's pretty handy as it goes, as you can use it to plot routes across places that otherwise you'd get completely lost and end up dying in a bog with nobody around.