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Chief's big fat thread of fitness

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Jan 1, 2018.

  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    You were bang average. Had better from the missus and sadly, she's not the best.
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    She married you tho, all I got was herpes
     
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  3. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Challenge yourself bro, there's better out there. Ask @Commachio
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You’ll make a fantastic Life Coach Roy <ok>
     
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  5. Dr Van Helsing

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    Just my opinion if you're happy why change.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I dunno, fat people are generally only happy when they lie to themselves imo. There’s no such thing as a healthy fat person so if they’re happy with being unhealthy I’d suggest they’re talking ****, in general.
     
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  7. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I know what you mean.. I think alot of fat people just don't like to let people know it bothers them.
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I'm deffo not fit. I couldn't run more than probably 10mins without a break<laugh>

    But because I'm not fat and my diet has never seemed to effect my weight no matter what or how I eat I look healthy on the outside.

    Think what I'm saying Ilis that im a fat bastard too. Just in a near perfect body<laugh>
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Probs cos you have a tapeworm innit fam. Don’t need a gastric bypass, you just need to host a parasite and jobs a good’n.
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    <laugh>Nah I'd know mate, have stomach checks quite a lot.

    Some of us are just blessed <whistle>
     
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  11. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    So today’s fitness ended with my mate on a back board in A and E with a smashed helmet, concussion and a broken collar bone.

    just sat waiting for news outside. Hill musty have been 20-25 and bumpy as ****, was full on brakes and he shot past me. Luckily he came off and his head broke his fall.
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    He broke his bell end?

    ****ing hell, bet that hurt.
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    In peejs arse

    During a ride
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    @Welshie ya next team should deffo be the #peasants that way you and tobes won't argue.
     
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  15. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    another lad is a bit of a need and has it on a go pro. He is goin an for a CT scan to make sure no brain bleed!
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    We're you on road?

    Cyclists everywhere round here at the moment, holding traffic up.

    Fair enough go cycling, but you get bunches of blokes not in single file more or less saying **** you to drivers.

    Causes some friction on the country roads round these parts!
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    How does that happen on a bike that doesn’t go anywhere ?
     
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  18. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Off-road on MTB. Know better than to go peaks on road this time of year/just opened up after lockdown.

    Keeping go pro video just to show him reason for wearing helmet.
     
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  19. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    ? I’m confused more than my mate with concussion
     
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  20. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    no team would want that .....


    nah, be nice peej!
     
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