Chief's big fat thread of fitness

Almost every male employee in the U.K. would become unemployable overnight.

 

I live in neverending fear I send the wrong pic to one of the work whatsapp groups.

 

WhatsApp for work is a bad idea.

 

It's ****in horrific.
We're gonna be working from home soon so someone thought it would be a good idea. There's me, one other bloke and 10 women.
The conversation yesterday was about the brother of one of the women whose legs have gangrene and have to be amputated.
Killed the conversation dead with my first post...

 

You mean a woman you work with whose legs have gangrene has a brother who you were talking about or the brother’s legs have gangrene?

 

Well that’s more boring. You could offer to buy the guy’s shoes.

 

Incredibly dull.

 

Even if they’re boring shoes you should still offer.

 

Do you not think that would be in bad taste?








When he lost his arms I nabbed his gloves, think the shoes would be a step too far

 

Not like he could stop you.

 

I I ever lose my phone the work WhatsApp group is what will make someone laugh/cry/be sick.

 

Nice curtains

 

In contrast to the above whenever my bird picks up my phone I get asked "how much porn can you watch"

To which I reply "as much as I can get"

Then I tell her make me a tea and we go on with our day no bother.

Dont think she'd be brave enough to trail through my WhatsApp tbh nothing I say could shock her anyway I don't think

 

Bit of a trail off this week. Just couldn’t be arsed and been sorting room for new arrival out.


Just get bored from time to time of indoor rides. There are some crit races next week so could enter a few.

 

570 calories. don't seem worth it, just eat one less quarter pounder.

 

or just eat one more after

not losing weight, getting fitter.