Chief's big fat thread of fitness

One of em

 

Dealer’s funeral.

 

Dont be fukin silly


Some good suggestions tho lads

 

Good place to meet women with low expectations.

 

Matalan

 

Funny enough there's loads of them everywhere

 

Dafuk bro.

Swear that's an online shop

 

Judge Rinder.

 

Nah you’ve been bare times for job interviews bro.

 

Only Fans

 

Ive suggested this to the mrs. Told her if stick a bag on her head cos she shy and **** her and we can make probably millions.

She ain't on it.

 

Think my last job interview was in 2014 maybe forklift ting.

Nights in a recycling plant.

Used to go there fuked up, get fuked up there, go home and get fuked up.
Was alright tbh

 

Got a funny story about Only Fans.

Well, maybe not funny but still. When I worked down in Devon for a few years used to go to this barber for the fade and that. There was this very attractive young girl worked there, tatt mad, went to the same gym I went to etc.

Anyway, we mutually follow on Instagram and there was this link to something called Only Fans on her bio.

I naively click on the link (I genuinely didn't have a clue what the **** Only Fans was) , like you do, and found out you could 'follow' her for $5.95 or something.

So, curiosity got the better of me of course. And there she is, all tits and arse given herself some relief and such like.

 

Yeah wait til Anonymous leak all the Only Fans subscriber details in a few years bro, you’ll be packin your bags.

 

I will, you're right.

I genuinely had no idea what the **** it was but couldn't help having a look.

Used an old e mail address though, not daft like.

 

Me and the lads always joke about WhatsApp being hacked and how we’d all just end up living together after we get kicked out

 

One of my Mrs’ mates got revenge porn’d a few years back, it felt a bit weird tugging one off in the bog at the vids while she was in the other room consoling her in the group chat tbf.

 

When your disguised as a wheel bin

 

Lol, I can so identify with this.

My mate Ross and me have got a pact. If our respective missus' ever find the messages we post to each other about hot chicks we'd like to bang, we'll rent a flat together, get ****faced and reminisce about our married lives.