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Cheryl Cole >> Katy Perry + Rihanna + Jessica Alba + Shakira...

Discussion in 'Arsenal' started by Kamran - KingKoscielny, Feb 10, 2011.

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  1. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    I sleep with a GILF every night<laugh>
     
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  2. Viva Vela

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    So does John Smith
     
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  3. John Smith

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    This is the one where you walked into your bedroom, whilst your wife was in bed with a sheep under your arm and said:

    'This is the bitch I've been sleeping with.'

    To which your wife said. 'That's a sheep, not a dog.'

    To which you replied. 'Who said I was talking to you?'


    Badum Tsssh!
     
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    John Smith, Feb 10, 2011
  4. Viva Vela

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    lol ok ill give you that one.
     
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  5. John Smith

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    Thank you! ****ing hell.

    You're a terrible audience.
     
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    John Smith, Feb 10, 2011
  6. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    I have told this story many times,i also told it to the magistrate during my trial.
    I went for a walk in the fields,i slipped and fell down the hill.As i was rolling down the hill i went through some gorse bushes where my trouses and underclothes were ripped off.At the bottom of the there was a flock of sheep which i rolled into.Inexplicably one of the sheeps hind legs became caught in my wellingtons and that is when the police constable found me.I was still found guilty <grr>
     
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  7. John Smith

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    Did you have an OJ, velcro glove too small thingy at court?
     
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  8. goonercymraeg

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    My DNA on the sheep was the clincher:embarrassed:
     
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    goonercymraeg, Feb 10, 2011
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    It's ok, here on not606 we don't discriminate over sexual preferences =]
     
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  10. goonercymraeg

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    In Wales we call sheep shagging a right of passage
     
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  11. ooh-bebe_sifi1988

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    Sucks that dolly the clone sheep experiment didn't come off.

    Home made pussy.
     
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    ooh-bebe_sifi1988, Feb 11, 2011
  12. John Smith

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    You wouldn't want to intefere with the complex breeding programme passed down from generation to generation to be honest...
     
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    lisa snowdon. Yeah i'd smash it
     
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    Rihanna > Katy Perry > Nicole Scherzinger > Pixie Lott > The rest
     
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  15. Kamran - KingKoscielny

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    Come on man, you can't be serious. I would just about allow Rihanna to lick my bum crack.
     
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    Kamran - KingKoscielny, Feb 11, 2011
  16. Batmanu Eboue

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    I'd let her **** in my mouth.
     
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  17. Kamran - KingKoscielny

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    <laugh>
     
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    Kamran - KingKoscielny, Feb 11, 2011
  18. Viva Vela

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    F**king hell thats getting extreme. 2 girls one .... + Batmanuel
     
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  19. Batmanu Eboue

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    Oh come on, you wouldn't let Rihanna **** in your mouth if you could have your way with her afterwards? I could say even more sick and twisted stuff but I'd probably get arrested if I did.
     
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  20. Kamran - KingKoscielny

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    <laugh> You're actually serious? I'd let Cheryl Cole piss in my mouth if I could have my way with her afterwards, but not **** <laugh>
     
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