Reminds me of a joke:
2 nuns driving through Transylvania when a huge storm breaks out, sky black as night, thunder, lightning and torrential rain - so much so that the young novice who is driving is told by the mother superior to pull over to the side of the road. Suddenly, with a flash of lightning and a clap of thunder, Count Dracula appears, standing on the bonnet of the car.
"Oh mother superior, look - whatever shall we do"? exclaims the novice.
"Quickly" responds the mother superior "show him your cross"
So the novice winds down the window and shouts "Oi, get off the ****ing car you twat""
...don't forget Oddy Carry On Doctor on tomorrow at 11.40am More 4.Get the serotonin levels up before the festival opener!!



