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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Dec 4, 2011.

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I don't know 5-1. An aubergine or cucumber thrown at the correct velocity could cause some damage. Celery is harmlessly perfect. Light, spear like in shape, and with excellent nutritional qualities. Not only are you avoiding the cumbersome cucumber smashing you around the chops, you're also looking after your fans health.

    Bring back the celery I say.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 6, 2011
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    <grr>

    bollocks<laugh>

    Thought you were a Geordie.
     
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  3. thedeludedfannymagnet

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    I think the celery tossing appeared about the same time we were throwing mars bars at paul gasgoine?? probably at a salad dodging player.
     
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    thedeludedfannymagnet, Dec 6, 2011
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    You are all far too rich up there! We cant afford to throw Mars bars about! Thats why we started throwing celery! But in these hard pressed times, even celery may now be a luxury! I've got a horrible feeling it could be rhubarb or carrots raining down in future!
     
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    bluemoon2, Dec 6, 2011
  5. Agent Bruce

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    Rhubarb!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 6, 2011
  6. Drogs

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    Rhubard, Rhubarb! If she don't cum I'll tickle her bum with a lump of Rhuuubarb!
     
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    Drogs, Dec 6, 2011
  7. Agent Bruce

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    That's got a good ring to it. <ok>
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 6, 2011
  8. Drogs

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    Maybe you lot should adopt that version :grin:
     
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    Drogs, Dec 6, 2011
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