I can't believe this opportunity for punning has passed @thereisonlyoneno7 up!? Ken Monk-ou? Frank Thou Art Not Worthington?
Now how’s that going to happen when the whole team is useless and can barely get a shot on target Defenders who can’t defend, Attackers who can’t attack and Midfielders who can’t ...erm ... do whatever midfielders are supposed to do ... err ... wander around in the middle of the pitch looking busy?