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Match Day Thread Chelsea v Newcastle United

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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    <laugh>
     
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    Did he have 10,000 men with him?
     
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  3. Magdad

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    Closer to 52,000 but I didn't see any other ****er have to hold his hand down 4 levels <laugh>
     
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    Yeah, they are having a strange season.
    Very inconsistent, so a difficult one to call.
    But with the likes of Willock back we do look more organised again, so can hopefully steal a result here.
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Referee: John Brooks. (from Leicester)

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    reffed our 1-2 defeat against Liverpoo at the start of the season and sent Dick van Dyke off
    only other time he has reffed us this season was our 3-1 win away at Villa

    Assistants: Lee Betts, Neil Davies.

    Fourth official: Craig Pawson.

    VAR: Jarred Gillett. the dozy ref who missed the foul throw down at Blackburn - failed with basic refereeing
    Assistant VAR: Constantine Hatzidakis.
     
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  7. Judge Death

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    Oi, stop telling people about my turnstile

    I've been using that for years - there'll be loads rocking up now ...
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    there was a queue when we rocked up
    but I made up time running up the stairs <laugh>
     
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  9. Judge Death

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    If it was more than two people them my matchday experience has been ruined by you bloody Johnny Come Lately's .... <doh>

    But fair play on running up the stairs - all that clean living I guess <laugh>
     
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    I have now in my mind this mental picture of Don walking down the stairs inside the ground arms linked with his toy boy lover.

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  11. Magdad

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    At least he didn't ask me if I wanted a drink in Powerhouse like someone else I could mention <whistle>
     
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  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Who is the someone else you could mention

    Asking for the board to take the piss <laugh>
     
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  13. Magdad

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    The gentleman I responded to in my previous post <laugh>
     
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  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    I knew it was, I was just wanting you to incriminate yourself <laugh>
     
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    Was going to say, you found out about 15 minutes afterwards <laugh>
     
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  16. Darth Plagueis

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    Lets hammer the cockney ****s. If Wolves can go there and score 4 we can .
     
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  17. Fox Mulder

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    We lost there on pens after holding on parking the bus for 70 mins.

    They'll have to do much better than that.
     
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  18. FadgewackeR

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    1-0 Toon. Successful bus parking and Tino won't **** up.
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

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    Burn with an injury time winner.
     
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  20. FadgewackeR

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    Nah, score after 36 minutes of being on top, then retreat and soak it up forever.... but crucially this time, don't **** up.
     
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