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Chelsea v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Your lass must have given me her illness ;) <ok>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 10, 2015
  2. Smug in Boots

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    She's not ill, she has 2 broken ribs after having a snowball on the street, she hasn't seen snow for a decade.

    Broken ribs aren't courageous <ok>

    Anyway, back to the match .............
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Chelsea playing nervously so far... Jose must have threatened them if they didn't score 6 Hahahahaha
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    The dangers of snowball fighting a man with tree-trunk arms, ladies and gents <ok>
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Where's the free kick on Perez?

    I'm tempted to celebrate the first 12mins
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 10, 2015
  6. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I wasn't there.

    She went to take the bin out and ended up fighting with the binmen.

    Have you ever noticed how binmen are always good crack and game for a laugh?
     
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  7. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    Chelsea chopping away at Perez
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Its in them from birth, wife beating, incest and kiddy fiddling
    Of course you do...:emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  9. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Wouldn't you?

    It was a great thrill being able to collect friends & family in a helicopter.

    Are you saying you wouldn't miss it?
     
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    Just realised Anita for Tiote..probably why we aren't giving the ball away every 2 seconds
     
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    ... No... What the **** are we talking about <laugh>

    I've heard some strange stories that wife beaters tell....
     
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  12. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Why are people on this board obsessed with incest etc?
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Not quite, if you think hard enough, I'm sure you will work out what I'm saying. I'm just not a straight talking, I like riddles. Its just more fun.

    Great leaving thread by the way, one of the best ever. I love it when folk throw in a bit of music and/or video.
     
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  14. Smug in Boots

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    What a surprise <doh>
     
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    On Topic: Cabella's playing well so far
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Ok defensively so far. Ardkilly Witness wins at Kempton, the day is looking up. Who says men can't multitask.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Krul timewasting already <laugh>
     
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  18. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    Aye..he needs game time, obviously got the talent..needs time to adjust, not everyone is a Perez or Cabaye that hits the floor running

    Plus its nice not having my stress levels go through the roof with every hopeful wayward cross Chelsea lob in due to Krul being back
     
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    I was on that but Open Hearted would have been far, far better for me here. Well done you.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Should Cabella have passed that?
     
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: easy toon win, Chelsea to get stuffed lolz
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