Match Day Thread Chelsea v Hull City

i think Stewart has a very rare form of colour blindness - black and amber stripes appear dark blue to him

 

emerson's a diving ladyboy.

 

Could do with Barry Bennell in our team tonight.

 

Aina
Hector
Tomori

 

Going to go out on another limb and suggest that if we could actually get some half decent service to him, that Dicko would be a decent champo striker, holds it up really well and offers good movement up top

 

Double save from Marshall....

Yes, that's Marshall.

 

ffs ..... we are just nowhere near them, try and keep it reasonable best we can hope for

 

2-0.....Oh well..

 

that looked offside at first glance...turns out he was bang on side, fantastic first touch and finish, not many champo teams would have scored that goal

 

second goal looks offside?

 

2-0

7-0 still on

 

best we can hope for here is if they get bored and go home after 60 mins

 

Commentator - 'it's Chelsea 2 Hull 0 and Hull have scored 8 goals in 12 games'

 

Going to be a long night by the sound of it.

Wonder how much the fare was in that taxi to Barcelona airport?

 

You can't leave fabregas stood on his own in cm ffs.

 

And we warmed up so well, not sure how it has gone so wrong

 

VAR said onside

 

I've a quid on 6-1. 50-1. I might have overestimated us.

 

that would never happen under Adkins