CHELSEA Headline Game II

Typical. I try to avoid a rigid, inflexible, literal and dogmatic adherence to rules. I try to introduce an element of surprise and innovation to revolutionize the game playing experience. I put my soul into the game to ensure that it becomes a multi media experience for all participants with it ultimately becoming a life enriching happening.

And what happens. The WINNER questions the interpretation of the rules.

My answer ...

rules, schmules... just enjoy the unique, individualistic, life warming, third world enhancing, once in a lifetime event.( well, 19 times a season or so event)

 

Don't worry I will still be there next week. Just worried that I have twice been selected as winner when equal in votes to another entrant. People will think there is something going on between us. You do know the offer of the wife was withdrawn after Week 1.

 

WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!




I wasn't told that.................



Not that that played any part at all in my unbiased decisions...

 

Given the serious nature of these allegations about the integrity of Trev's running I demand a full and independent inquiry into the matter.

Under the game rules I suggest that Trev coordinates the investigations leaving no stone unturned in the search for the truth. Trev will then assess his findings, produce a fully detailed report and then publish some carefully selected and edited highlights to bring the matter to conclusion.

If Trev finds himself guilty then he will face severe punishment of being tickled for 30 seconds
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However if his investigations prove his innocence then those who raised these despicable false accusations shall have their genitalia cut off with a rusty spoon. These nasty little creatures shall then be sent to JPF's dreadfort where the full extent of their punishment will be decided.

I'm sure we'll all agree this seems a fair way forward.

 

Obviously the allegations have absolutely no foundation whatsoever but putting my own personal feelings to one side and just seeking to protect the integrity of the game I wholeheartedly support Obi's very realistic and sensible proposals. If everyone agrees then I will conduct the inquiry with the depth and thoroughness that FIFA would be proud of and report the outcome in say 5 minutes.

What was that e-mail address for your Nigerian Uncle again Obi? Which is needed for the independent financial advice that he gave!!

 

Looked into ludicrous allegations. Yep, nothing in it.

Hope that watch is what you were after Obi.

 

I got another clean sheet. Did I win?

 

You really, really haven't got the aim of this game, have you?

 

Unfortunately not, because you bet everything on red for a 4-4 draw between Blythe Spartans and London Wasps in the 3:15 at Chepstow and that Edwina Curry would take 7 wickets. Close, but not quite mate.