... he beat us all to it ... there is something juxtaposingly wrong about a man collecting a giro whilst glued to an iPhone if you ask me ... I sincerely hope we stay in Europe but undertake a mass deportation of scousers to Torremolinos ... the majority will know it quite well already ... they have an annual pilgrimage there just so they can come back and declare to anyone who can't escape "... went to Torrra-moleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenos for meeeee holeeeeeeeeeedays ...where'd you go la?" ... Who's with me? ... I'm thinking of starting an on-line petition ...
... went to Skeggy with some mates for a long weekend in the early 80s ... we bumped into a gang of pool playing Liverbirds in one of the local hostelries ... I was drop dead gorgeous in those days and, at the time, was heavily tanned having just got back from Corfu with the then girlfriend ... was sporting a rather fetching dentalium white shell man-necklace which stood out lovely against the tan .. one of the dyed blonde, low necklined, little hotties (probably called Sandra) started caressing my leg after a few sherbets and exclaimed something like "oooo look at you .. so brown ... y'bin to Torrrelimos or woh?" .... in fairness they were a cracking bunch and a nice evening was had by all ... but 'Torremolinos' pronounced in a scouse accent was indelibly etched in my psyche from that moment on
The players you mention are way too obvious for you to take any credit, everybody knew they were leaving anyway. But as for predictions that have come back to haunt you, whilst there are too many to list here, I shall oblige with just a few from the last couple of weeks: 1. Spurs would take 6 points off of Arsenal this season 2. Spurs would draw Arsenal in the next round of the Europey Pot 3. Berahino would go on strike and Spurs would compensate him for his 'direct action' 4. Spurs would 'crush' Arsenal at WHL **** ups on a haunting scale
Yeah, but when you break all of that down, brush away the bollocks, and really, really look at what's left, there's nothing to **** yourself off over - at least, not to the extent that do, eh, Pixie?
What are you on about? Once you've broken all of that down, had a good laugh at your expense and highlighted the ****wittery. All we have to do is wait a few hours before you post a whole load of new **** ups
Some of your fans have turned on Pooch tonight after the 'slaughtering' you got in Dortmund. Do you think this might help to push him out of the door a but quicker ?
