My mum's dead Bandy - I bet your mum wishes that you were. As for posh universities - at least I have taught at Cambridge (real) University
Don't think I've ever seen a football forum thread turn into an argument about 'real' unis and polytechnics. But surly's right lets keep things reasonable shall we.
Welcome on board Fred, great to have some wise opinions on the games. The fulham family is indeed a special one, being fulhamish is a way of life. COYW