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Cheesy Wotsits !

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Kempton, May 2, 2012.

  1. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    I can't stand Wotsits, or Quavers or Monster Munch, or those ****ing disgusting cheese balls you used to get, they're all like smelly feet based polystyrene snacks.

    It's proper crisps for me all day long, though I can manage a hula hoop, chipstick or frazzle if pushed.

    And Twiglets if I'm pissed.

    As for Club's, I prefer Fruit, but Orange is good, Plain is okay and Mint's crap.
     
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  2. The FRENCH TICKLER

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    Are they not actually called " Cheesy Puffs " <whistle>

    Love a nice cheap big bag(39p) of Twiglets when in fron of the tv. Washed down with Buswider beer.
     
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  3. ImperialTiger

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    Do they measure beer in buses now?!?
     
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  4. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Ku de ta Rodney, Ku de ta.

    My missus has been making me eat Wheat Crunchies this week, Worcester Sauce flavoured ones, must be on offer at Tesco, they're ok, nice and crunchy, good flavour, but the packet just seems too under filled for me.
     
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  5. RicardoHCAFC

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    Kept in the fridge, but taken out about an hour before you want to eat it is the best. That way it's still quite hard but the flavour is starting to come out more. If you have it straight from the fridge it kills some of the flavour.

    I know that's a pain in the arse for having a bit of chocolate, but I tend to have it on the train or at college/uni so that's how I get it anyway.

    Are you now reimagining Charlie's "I love Wotsits" comment?

    [video=youtube;-XlYj1iyAlk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XlYj1iyAlk[/video]
     
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  6. captaintigerrobin

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    Walkers Sensations, beef Hula Hoops, worcester sauce flavour in general and Monster Munch are all great but I think it's a travesty that sour cream and onion Pringles and chilli heatwave Doritos have not yet been mentioned, sort it out!
     
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  7. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Hmm think I might just stick to posting in this thread til the actual facts come out regarding Nick etc.

    Pringles? For real? They are the most disgusting excuse EVER for a crisp snack! They look like someones already chewed some crisps, spat the mess out, squished them into that ******ed shape then put some godawful "flavouring" over them.

    Pringles? **** right off! Satans vomit, thats what they are!

    Doritos though, yes, excellent choice of tortilla chip. Especially the red hot ones.
     
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  8. originallambrettaman

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    Pringles are actually made from recycled paper.
     
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  9. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Dammit, sod off OLM, stop making posts that make sense and I agree with.

    Presumably recycled and rechewed paper?
     
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  10. Party Hull!

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    You got more chocolate on one of these ****s than a Club.

    10-rocky-bars.jpg

    I kid you not.

    No really.
     
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  11. andy payton's mullet

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    I'm pretty sure Car-lsberg doesn't. I'll fetch me coat
     
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  12. GLP

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    Texan bars were the best chocolate bars ever, then the dopey twats at Nestlé decided to stop making them, schoolboy error.
     
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  13. Erik

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    Smiths' Scampi Fries for me, over ANY crisp.

    As for chocolate, it's a Double Decker, Lion Bar or Yorkie for Erik.
     
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  14. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Scampi fries ? Ecrik, have you lost your ****ing mind ? Don't they make your breath smell like your grans undies ? Oh i don't feel i can discuss this anymore ! You have ruined this thread for everyone Ecrick. I hope you find yourself half way down Dante's tree,you pervert !
     
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  15. WhittlingStick

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    twiglets urgh , its like chewing mulch out the garden after a cows licked it first .nom nom nom !

    seabrooks are the tastiest (after walkers prawncocktail) but they always feel like they are doing you harm .
     
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  16. ImperialTiger

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    I remember that my school packed lunch used to have a club, a Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiio or, on a good day, a Fox's Triple.
     
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  17. captaintigerrobin

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    Shocked and disgusted at the Pringles hate, they are so addictive, but twiglets are the filthiest snack i've ever tasted absolutely disgraceful. But on the subject of chocolate bars I do love caramel Rocky's and fruit Clubs but a great bar that popped into my head just now..... Old Jamaica.
     
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  18. Happy Tiger

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    I would rather run my tongue round a rancid bog than put a pringles in my mouth.

    Twiglets are the knobbly snack of the gods though. Anything with marmite on it has to be instantly awesome.
     
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

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    "In my packed lunch at school". I never once was posh enough for a "packed lunch"!! And they made us go in a special line just to make everyone doubly aware we stayed free school dinners.

    Brocken biscuits from Needlers.

    Tough but happy life.

    Has anyone mentioned Nachos?? Either them or Walkers cheese and onion.

    Best bars I remember as a kid were them caramel ones from the Ringtins man.
     
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  20. Carmine Galante.

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    Twiglets?

    No,no,no,no. I'd rather eat actual twigs that had been dragged through dog ****.

    Scampi Fries?

    **** me, what next? A bag of mucky women we used to call them for obvious reasons .

    Finally Party, have you done that to get a rise?

    Is Blue Ribband not a wafer?

    I'd expect it from some but not you. Betrayed is too strong but disappointed hardly seems to cover it.
     
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