Cheeky Chappies

Weird that considering I was born and grew up in Glasgow.

What a fanny

 

What part of "I'm being medro for tonight" don't you understand you unwashed cretin.

 

So I got the rest of it right.

Fanny indeed.

 

Slipped my mind

 

So you are defending the actions of 3 vicious fenian hooligans.

Celtic - sweeping it under the rug since 1888

 

You were born?

 

I am a British Citizen yes, much like the Northern Irish.

 

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Where in the central belt where you born Mindy?

 

I've got nothing against gays as long as they're not forrins.

 

I keep having a recurring dream where my best friend is sucking my dick, then I come in his mouth, then he looks at me and says he loves the taste of my spunk.

Should I tell him he's gay?

 

My son came home from school the other day and said that one of the wee boys "Ryan" keeps calling him a gayboy, so I told him to smack him in the face and break his nose!

He said "I can't"

And I said "why not?"

And he said "'cos he's so cute"