Cheating Stoke

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
Status
Not open for further replies.
Warm Pouch said:
Whereas I have no problem with them using towels to dry the ball, it has to be an even playing field. Either there are towels for both sides, or no towels at all (including under the shirt). This smacks badly of them wanting to gain an unfair advantage and throwing their toys out of the pram when they have been rumbled. I'm really keen for us to provide towels for the home game. Why you might ask? Well I reckon the towels should have different messages on them. Something like:

"You gonna throw this long again? Boring"
"You do know this is not really football, right?"
"So when exactly did you sell your footballing soul?"
"Newcastle are better at this than you"
"You must hate Danny Simpson, he really took the mick at your place"

Mine are quite tame, I thought I'd leave the nasty stuff to you guys.
Click to expand...

You're overthinking it, just wipe your arse on it and tell Rory at full time.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom
Back