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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Aug 15, 2022.

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Most yellows for simulation

  1. Harry break your back Kane

  2. Thinks hes Pickford when he runs raheem

  3. Richarlison the #peasant #cock

  4. Antonio - cos big ern is part of this community even tho his team is midtable irrelevant

  5. Bruno - the buck toofed rat faced one

  6. Vardy and his snitch arse missus

  7. Cucurellas wig

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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... and you can cut it into squares and wipe your arse with it ...
     
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  2. aberdude

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    I’ll take your word for it….think ern shreds it up for his Richard gere hamster myself
     
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  3. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Let it be, let it be
    Let it be, let it be
    Speaking words of wisdom, let it be, let it be
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    The only example we have to go by is Juventus being stripped of titles, no one was awarded the titles they lost. They were still listed as Juventus won them, but were recinded after the fact due to blah, blah.

    So no one is going to receive any trophies if City lose them.

    Either way, City will not be losing any trophies.
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

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    :emoticon-0159-music Let it go, let it go :emoticon-0159-music
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... and seriously - would you want to be awarded a trophy like that? - could you really celebrate it as fans? - fact is you've lost out to a better team - they weren't on drugs or owt ...

    It's never going to be 'fair' whilst the richest clubs have free reign to throw money at buying success - if you want a truly level playing field then you'd have to bring in something akin to the American Football draft system... so never going to happen.
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    No, it's a joke. I don't think anyone would want that to be your moment of glory.

    "Oh, remember back in 2002? When you were in that final?

    Here's your certificate, the other team did something financially naughty."
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Absolutely - win it fairly and squarely by being the best team in the competition - who wants a trophy that comes with an asterisk, like Liverpool's one EPL title during Covid-19 ... <whistle>
     
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    :emoticon-0159-music Wemberlee, wemberlee, we're the famous [ ] and won the cup by FFP :emoticon-0159-music

    Just not the same, innit tho <laugh>
     
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  13. Sucky

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    I wouldn't mind.

    I'll put it next to our asterisk one happily.



    Speaking of.....

     
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  14. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    @Sucky call my team mid-table irrelevant and you have a player from the championship and 2 players from Chelsea ffs.

    And the correct answer is Arsenal.
     
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  15. Sucky

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    Nah arsenal don't get bookings for diving.

    See new engerlund golden boy Saka for details. Like Harry before him he seems untouchable for pgmol
     
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  16. aberdude

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    One day the premier teams fans will admit they are hypocrites…..only hate cheating of it doesn’t suit and pretend they haven’t seen what thy own team is doing it and celebrate the outcome when it goes for them

    In short the premiership is full of cheats and we know it but it’s just a case of admitting it <laugh>
     
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    Varpool always have a healthy list of cheats and divers, their players are free to cynically foul, elbow, dive around etc punishment free, so they continue to do it. Just recently we saw 2 clear dives in the same match by Varpool players rewarded with penalty kicks, just a couple of gifts among a plethora of farcical decisions that go their way with predictable regularity. The referees don`t have the bottle to award decisions against Varpool for fear of a fortnight long trial by media the following week, it`s easier for them (and a lot less hassle etc) to just make sure Varpool are gifted the points.
     
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    Sucky will be along soon
     
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    Well this is a good start to Newbie of the year 2024.
     
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  20. BobbyD

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    welcome to the prem board billy.

    Your post is highly appreciated here and will be music to many ears.
     
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