Since discovering this forum, I've held the suspicion that almost none of the users has ever had sex. This thread proves it.
Me : Hey doll, get yer coat She : Why's that? Because I've pulled? Me : No, you need to cover up those bingo wings you fat cow
Corny chat up lines, wont get you anywhere, you just sound like an idiot. The key to pulling women is confidence, if you come across as chatty, friendly and approachable you will succeed. Dont go on about yourself to much though, try and make the topic of conversation about them and by asking them questions about themselves. Even if you are not interested in what they are saying, atleast make sure you look like you are. Obviously looks do help, but most girls won't be attracted to a man who lacks confidence, as confidence gives off a signal that you know what your doing in the bedroom, and that you won't be shy to make a move, once alone. Birds do not like shy blokes, as they dont like making the first move themselves
The best chat up method is stealth followed by a cosh across the back of the legs. Bring em down and bring em down quick.
Telling them that you have just lost a close relative can be quite successful - if you've got a memory like a sieve it's best to make sure it's not someone who has your phone number though.
