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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 23, 2012.

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    Hopefully one of the ones you always fancied a go on as well.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    It's true, though. Her pals of pals suddenly come out the woodwork pretending to be supportive but all they're lookin for is a shag and get ye tae **** afterwards.

    Jip is in for his hole aff at least one burd who he thought was no chance.

    Guaranteed. <ok>
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Maybe that works for normal people, don't forget Jip is a ginge and he smells :(
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Harsh but fair. I actually have blonde hair with a ginger-ish beard. But I have more hair on my face than I do my head these days :(
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Remember "gambols law" - guaranteed a floatin burd that jip does not know about is shaggin his way shortly.
     
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    Confession!

    <laugh>
     
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  7. Erik

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    I imagine you looking like something between this guy and Ken Bates:

    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    <laugh> You're a twat Eric.
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Never!
     
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    He is the bear from American Pie 3<ok>
     
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  11. Sweats

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    Jip surely you should be pulling out all the stops to win ya mrs back..

    Have you considered stealing flowers from a local cemetery?? I find they really appreciate it when they read the card 'in loving memory of hilda'
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Is he no from that Irene&I movie?
     
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    Me, Myself and Irene.

    And you say I'm thick.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    That's the wan <ok>
     
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