MD - I know. I still would though. Tina - you forgot lazy. Hash - it's only just down the East Lancs fortunately. My mum's house that is, not the motels.
I like your positive thinking strategies Jip. Instead of listening to the lyrics, running the idea of riding adele through your mind is a much better idea <kudos>
It's the first thing that came into my mind. I think that's what us blokes are like. I've just gone up to the bar, miserable as fck, but when I saw the barmaid, I still thought 'aye, I would'.
I was at a meeting overseas all of last week. I kept looking at some of the women i was negotiating with imaging them naked with my knob up their arse. Gave a new meaning to the phrase bottom line anyway i s'pose.
UPDATE: my attempts at chatting up the barmaid have fallen flat on their face. I'm now relying on the power of sexy music (Poison by Nicole Scherzinger), to win the day. Though the music in here is quite eclectic. I'm currently fist-clenching to River Deep, Mountain High. And Islands In The Stream was on before
The sad thing is, I can't arrange to meet any of the local birds in the local club cos I'm banned from there. I robbed a load of booze from there last time I was in
