Charlie is a Papist

You know nothing about my wife but assume because she's Filipino that I bought her. Bit racist, that...

She's very beautiful. Inside and out.

 

Filipino women are quite beautiful and friendly and not like the money obsessed (the guys money that is) fat tarts in the Western World. They also like Western Men. I've worked with a number of guys over the years that have settled with Filipino women and they all love it, not in this country mind you. The guys love it out there.

Joby knows the square root of **** all. Apart from saying to people "have you tried switching it off and back on again Sir?"

 

I assumed you bought her because you're an unfuckable boring bald metal-detecting racist ****.

 

Remove the word unfuckable and that’s a reasonable description.

 

A sprinkling of commas would have worked well.

Just saying.

 

...or a parliament of owls...

 

What about an embarrassment of pandas?

 

Or a murder of crows...

 

... or, to trigger the raging gammons ... a plethora of dinghies

 

Why is Andy no longer a Prince because of Epstein but Charlie is still King despite Saville?

Antisemitism is my guess.

 

King has more power , land , money

 

King Power eh?

 

I wonder if the Pope slipped Charlie one up the poop chute?

We all know what Kaffliks are like. And he is younger.

 

ER sourcing his weekend ****ing material.

That nursing home is a sad, lonely place

 

Derp.

 

Knob-cheese in a white wine sauce

 

**** off speccy twat.