So, whilst most of you are admitting you are homophobic tossers, you then try and persuade me that you wouldn't shag Cabaye? Bollocks. You've all ****ed over MoN, you'd explode if you got near Cabaye.
Hang on a minute there Julian Clary. ChappedArse is getting all frisky in the groin area, masturbating and fantasising about some bum-hole action with your first team squad and all you're worried about are the friggin grammatical errors on the post. WTF!!!!!! Lol
Rule #666 If you're getting your arse handed to you by your betters, try to find a distraction no matter how small, to hide your embarrassment. "The Geordie Book of Backsliding!"
It still needs an apostrophe for me, but I'll let him off. You need to work on your sentence structure though .
I guess all the open ****ing, salivating and lusting over your squad, by a load of fellow b&w blokey supporters doesn't bother you either then? What a friggin' strange lot you all are.
The amount of alchahol alcahol alhcolohol malt flowing through my veins I'm amazed I can actually type mate. Never mind put the words in the correct order.
I was joking about the grammar error, but nevermind . Each to their own I say, if it makes them happy and all that.
Haway man son, divvent ye knaa when ya pissa's been tugged either? Anyway, Ive just found an exclusive a picture of Chapped Arse from last week. Apparently this is the gear he sits and does his 606 posts in. please log in to view this image