First thought back at the time of Armstrong at Saints that there would be mileage in an all-bald team. Again, when Lombardo was at Palace, it came to my mind. Now that McDermott is out of a job, and Chaplow is looking for a club, I once again would like to flag up my support for a hairless team. There is something about it that would be quite intimidating for teams to play against. Hard to mark at corners etc. too - would have to get more creative then "mark the bald one". The confusion and disorientation at set pieces would be akin to that scene from Being John Malkovich in the restaurant. Especially in the final throes of injury time when Friedel would inevitably be in the box too. And if they made the Champions League and Collina made a refereeing comeback, the opposition would stand no chance.