Remember the world cup tournament where the entire Romanian team bleached their hair blonde? Perhaps we should all take Kloppish names. Confuse the hell out of everyone. Including me.
And I didn't have to ask noone for advice like some on here who would struggle with interwebz for beginners version 1.0
but we won't be able to change back so we'll have to look like presumptive, self-righteous pricks for a bit