Because nobody in Newcastle-upon-Whine loves me anymore, after my horrible racist abuse of soccer superstar Demba Ba.
I can't speak for anyone else but, yes. I'm joking of course. That all you got banned for? Tash has done worse than that and got away with it
I gave her many things: clap, crabs, a smack in the face and several installments of court-ordered compensation. But I never - NEVER - gave her Bad AIDS. Now apologise Mr Mean Internet Man.
I think Tash is forgiven because people understand he is mentally unwell. I, on the other hand, am just a ****.