Change one rule

The rule that states if Lee Catermole is on the pitch he has to be given at least one yellow card

 

Bookings for taking their shirts off during celebrations.

Just seems a bit unnecessary. How's that any worse than doing 15 back flips and roly polies?

 

red card for a shirt pull
pink tutu for diving/feigning injury followed by 5 game ban

 

bit harsh when a ball is blasted at your arm from 2-3 yards away. However I have never understood the 'intentional' and 'unintentional' rule. Surely 95% of handballs are 'unintentional' so penalties should rarely be given. And I think I'm right in saying that an 'intentional' handball is a sending off. So all penalties given should result in a sending off???? Maybe its just the wording that is wrong and handball decisions should be split between 'intentional', 'avoidable' and 'unavoidable'

 

Sepp Blatter is not allowed within 50,000 miles of anything to do with Football unless cremated and sent to the depths of hell

 

So what you are saying is that for Sepp to avoid that terrible fate we are all gonna have to stop playing football or shoot him into space?

 

That offside is offside, 1st 2nd phase etc etc. what the ****, make it simple man

 

I've heard Neptune is nice this time of year...

 

I think in Blatter's case, Uranus is far more appropriate..

 

official timekeepers, play stops and clock stops

 

Re: handball - what if the rule was based on having a reasonable prior opportunity to get your bloody hand out of the way? Defenders simply should not have their hands in the air like the just don't care. If it's out there, you should eat a penalty. Likewise, if you're far enough away from the ball and it hits your hand, then intention is irrelevant - you had plenty of time to sort out your affairs.

My rule would be to introduce a hard salary cap across Europe so that we can watch league wide competitive football again. It's disgusting to see fine young talent rotting on the benches of Man City et al. Not a super tight cap, but a sensible one that still allows the bigger clubs to compile great teams (but not hoard excess talent in roster slots 15-25).

 

To be loaned out to clubs like us, improved and sent back

 

Been in favour of that for years mate.

 

Nowt to do with me you bastard.

I can't even shout that loud.

 

Agree with this but the super 10-15 would put the mockers on it, as far as they would be concerned it would limit their chances of lucrative trophies and champs league money.
They,d be off to form their 2 conference, no relegation, similar to sports in the good old US, still think this will come in the next 15-20 years anyway

 

Officials that were actually fair and consistent would do me loke

 

I detest players getting away with that, it is an obstruction to me, so if a striker does that in the penalty area goal line is that allowed ?. And a rule that when a player gets an automatic red card, he should miss the match against the opponents of the match it happened the next time they play them.

 

Now that I do agree with.