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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Well even the queen has 2
     
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  3. Delusional Full Stop

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    Err, no.

    The Queen has 2 birthdays but only one date of birth.
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Depends which conspiracy theories you listen to. There are people out there that believe she came from a lizard egg laid thousands of years ago <laugh>
     
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  5. Captainpancakes

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    And he's still better than lacelles
     
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    Bring Oba back he's only 29.
     
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  7. Seabass

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    Does this mean we can get him on a free!?
     
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  8. Ben 10

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    And our centre half problems are miraculously sorted. Get the old duffer signed up ASAP
     
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  9. ToonArmy1892

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    He can't Mbemba his age.

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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I see what you did there. I like it.
     
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  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    My previous username would like to claim copyright on that joke!!
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I mean. He did take a chancel.
     
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  13. Delusional Full Stop

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    That’s a religion in Consett.
     
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