Off Topic Champions League Semis

Unbelievable Jeff. $th minute of injury time .....The boy Davids fully 40 yards out and lets fly. Ospina's tipped it onto the post its bouncing its bobbling about in the scramble and theres Jelavic to poke it over the line 3-3 and Masons blown.
Bruceys got Wenger by the throat.

 

Great result.

Arsene won't be able to defend himself wearing that sleeping bag jacket monstrosity. His arms wil get all tangled up.

Brucey will realise this and go to ****ing town on him, Steve Bould might be a handful mind.

 

Dead right. Bruceys pulled the sleeves down. Arsenes helpless. But Bruceys gone to the body not the head. Boulds in there but out of nowhere Phelans flown in with the head. Boulds sparko. Good number 2 Phelan.
Bruceys realised his mistake and just given him a flew slaps to the mush and done a bit of an Ali shuffle.

 

Real aren't the same without Modric, are they?

Come to think of it, neither are Spurs.

 

Is Lee Mason reffing it or as he pretended not to see it and waddled off?

I just hope he steps in before it's too late.
Brucey can be a right nasty bastard when he's in the mood.

Reminds me of Francis Begbie.

#prayforarsene

 

No one leaving with 5 mins to go, well done Juve.

 

He's done one. All sorted. I've gone back to pub and I've only copped off with the dirty bar maid. Updates to follow.

 

I hope Mrs R never sees this thread.

 

Missed the first ten mins but after tevez's penalty there wss definitely goal music. I know people love it on here.