Seems like you're the ones with the delusion this year with threads like these. Your squad is ****e and you will finish below us unless you sign a striker before the window ends. Feel free to bookmark this comment.
They'll Rock You Like A Harry-Kane (yep, i'm trying to get that to catch on. I don't like my chances)
Carroll isn't in our starting XI and neither will Downing be. Bet you lot will come sniffing for Carroll though such will your desperation for a striker be come the end of the window.
Our squad isn't "****e" by any stretch of the imagination - yes, we're short of options up front, but we have decent squad depth in defence and midfield, unlike most Premier League clubs.
Carroll is a much better line leader than JD. I'd buy/loan him no danger, would have loved to see him playing for us tomorrow.