Cernys transfer window predictions

2 surprises, love it Phil.

 

Permit will be rejected

 

It's like Christmas presents, you can't open them until Christmas Day.

Good news for you though, we are talking about football players not oompah loompahs so I'd lay off the fake bake if I was you silly sausage

 

Pm me Staines

 

Cerny, please don't go back to being a twat. I like you and sku the way you have been for the last few months

 

Definitely won't go back mate you have my word.

I was referring to franksters twitter picture that looked liked he had been dunked in a tank of fake bake.

 

Oh ok bruv, sorry for misunderstanding
But you know what I mean

 

I do mate, I was a silly boy back then.

 

Ah getting personal are we Phil....I won't comment on your twitter picture. And I've never used and form of tanning product, so you're referring to my natural complexion...which is that of a normal Caucasian who may or may not go on holiday once a year.

 

Not getting personal just making an observation, you seem a bit of a poser, don't know if anyone has had a word in your shell but birds don't like fake bake. Any bird that tells you different is probably winding you up

Now I don't know how many times I need to spell it out for you guys I ain't phil Ellery, I work in the IT game and live in west watford. Seeing as your on twitter why don't you ask the man yourself

I'm not even on twitter ffs sake

Now kindly stop derailing this thread

 

Then why did you put your name as Phil Ellery on VitalQPR forum under the personal details when you were spouting your rubbish predictions there?

And I don't need tips on getting women thanks old chap.

 

I've only ever posted on here and the old 606 site no where else, believe what you want fella, like I said tweet him ask for yourself and let me know your findings

 

Thanks Staines - am I still a Cerny Apologist though?

I guess it loses it's sense of appeal when it changes to Secret Apologist....

 

Hmmmmm......Maybe I'm in a minority here but I always got the feeling you ARE Cerny in another shape or form.
I also get a feeling if we all meet in the flesh I won't see you and Cerny in the same room

 

Lol

 

I know that you think that. It's quite funny. I bet Cerny finds it amusing too!

It would be a difficult stunt to pull off, as the style, tone, phrases and vocabulary would inevitably overlap. Whats more the mods would soon twig an identical IP address too.

I happen to really like Cerny's bold approach - it's refreshing and typically upbeat and cavalier.

You are right about trying to find any not606er in the same room though. I've been in the Conningham Arms before the Swansea, Reading, Aston Villa, West Brom, Spurs and MK Dons matches - and but for seeing Nines by the door in his white jeans and with his family, I've yet to meet any others. Including Cerny!

I regularly post this up, and unfortunately won't now get to many more matches as I'm juggling childcare and work, but next time I'm able to get down to LR, as usual, I'll post up on here and try again to get a drink organised.

 

If we can get Laura Smith in there too, all the better!

Laura - where are you????

 

I predict that Man City will sell Balotelli to AC Milan. Judge me at the end of the Transfer Window.

 

First itk prediction wrong.

True to form

 

I don't see that one on the list of 5.