"As useful as a chocolate teapot" meaning useless. Cheik is his first name. Cheiklate, chocolate, very similar. It was a pun mate. Also, never heard people calling fair-haired, white lads 'milky bar kid' before?
Interesting that Cabaye wasn't included considering he had the most tackles out of anyone in the EPL last season. Lucas and Fellaini are beasts
Lucas was excellent, but his spread is across a lot less games, meaning his percentages could be falsely high. Fellaini is just superb.
The 'Chocolate Tiote' did refer to his softness and not his skin colour. Thanks to both Billy and Tash for pointing this out.
There was once a user called 'It is a true fact that Check Tiote slayed Goliath'. How ironic then that the 'Joe Pasquale' of hard men was slayed by a bloke half his size. Can anyone remember the mags song '**** scared of Sherarer'. that they used to sing to Roy Keane despite the fact that Shearer went white and kept backing away ( watch the incident he never takes a forward step). Well when they come to our place in October How about '**** scared of Seesengon' everytime Tiote touches the ball.
Chip fat & James Bond banned him for being too funny. They are not well known for their sense of humour those two. Or indeed just for sense of owt really.
Well you have to be a grumpy, grizzled owld bastard to get in the darklands, so there's hope for me yet. ****castle is a bit like Thailand, lots of women with bigger c**** than their men, .
