1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Cattermole

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by dansafcman, Jan 11, 2016.

  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2012
    Messages:
    21,538
    Likes Received:
    6,933
    Despite the lack of nookie?
    Only joking - I was being fascisious.
     
    #61
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    92,685
    Likes Received:
    43,150
    Mmmm bacon.
     
    #62
  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    61,295
    Likes Received:
    55,496
    It's like the sex has turned into a job now, she wants a baby, so the good stuff never happens, it's planned out and I'm being treated like a machine!

    It's not the same is it?
     
    #63
  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    61,295
    Likes Received:
    55,496
    Crispy, streaky, I'd eat a wheelbarrow full.
     
    #64
  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    92,685
    Likes Received:
    43,150
    No blow jobs for you.<laugh>
     
    #65
  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    61,295
    Likes Received:
    55,496
    What in the name of Greek Buggery, is a blow job?
     
    #66
  7. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    10,790
    Likes Received:
    4,922
    Part of your history mate!
     
    #67
  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    92,685
    Likes Received:
    43,150
    Thats where they will stay.
     
    #68
  9. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2012
    Messages:
    21,538
    Likes Received:
    6,933
    Certainly isn't.
    That's what happens with the bints when they get all broody.
     
    #69
    Dispicable_Tel likes this.
  10. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    27,735
    Likes Received:
    30,776
    BROODY - I just thought it was an additive in the wedding cake which caused it???
     
    #70

  11. Nordic

    Nordic Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    8,393
    Likes Received:
    6,915
    never.....again! unlucky!
     
    #71
  12. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2012
    Messages:
    48,871
    Likes Received:
    16,295
    He was at fault, got far to close to the man. You need to give players like that an extra yard of space, they want you as close as possible so they can turn you inside out.
     
    #72

Share This Page