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Cattermole Stupidity

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by blackcat22, Nov 4, 2014.

  1. John Cardew

    John Cardew Well-Known Member

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    If you replace the peas with gravy, you are a skysports subscription and a 36DD chest away from me agreeing to marry you.

    Yeah, again I'll give you that. Makes me sick when players do that and although Sessegnon was an idiot Tiote's play acting churned my stomach.
     
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  2. Nordic

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    Is that a question or a statement? Was the pun intended or incidental, or was it an oxymoron?
     
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  3. John Cardew

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    Question. I can still see no pun so I'm going to go with coincidental?
     
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  4. Billy Death

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    Well I haven't got SkySports but you can watch owt on my pc.
    Cannet help you with the big tits though. :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  5. John Cardew

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    I'll still come round if you're cooking corned beef pie every night? Can't promise owt serious tho...
     
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  6. Billy Death

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    Nee bother, I dinnet think your that bad.
    Well for a mag anyhow.
     
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  7. John Cardew

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    I'll tek that. <ok>
     
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  8. Nostalgic

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    Just watching the Juventes Olimpiacos game and there is a tit in the Greek goal.
     
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  9. Nordic

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    I didn't think you were that clever

    Que (do) you think statistics mean anything?

    The short answer is you can often derive the mean from statistics, so yes.

    Have you ever gambled - and i don't refer to your 'stature' on this thread
    Do you have a pension?
    Do you own any shares, equity or other types of investments?
    Do you know of any English football club yet to win a cup trophy since 1970?

    Have a think, and come back to me.
     
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  10. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    I eat bacon. Anyone who doesn't is a twat. <ok>
     
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  11. Nostalgic

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    Smoked or unsmoked?
     
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  12. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    <laugh> either mate, as much as I can.
     
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  13. Billy Death

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    That's it in a nutshell marra.
    Vegetarians are all in self denial, you just know they are lying ****ers.
    I can't imagine a day going by where I don't want to eat bacon.

    Any part of a pig would do me, just love pork products.
    Crackling, leg roast, loin chops, sausages, black pudding, ham, gammon.

    Pigs are a ****ing amazing animal.
    Cute as **** when young & when adult can destroy a human body.
    I love pigs me.
     
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  14. Billy Death

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    What's your favourite?
    Mines middle with the full rind left on.
     
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    Dunno mate, I like the lot!
     
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  16. Billy Death

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    I like butchers bacon best, rather than this supermarket, rindless bollox.
     
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  17. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Put supermarket bacon in the pan and there's a load of white juice comes out.

    Butchers bacon is classy. Doesn't lose it shape.
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    Bastard, you've got me drooling now, lol.
    I'm away for a buttie. <ok>
     
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